Going down the motorway doing 64 My Gran let out a big one and blew me out the door the...


A chant sung by fans everywhere

Going down the motorway doing 64
My Gran let out a big one and blew me out the door
the engine couldn't take it
the car fell apart.
Just because of my Gran's supersonic fart
Fee Fi Fo Fum think I smell another one
5 6 7 8 think I'm gonna suffocate.

This is a touching, heart warming song that will hopefully be sung at football matches for years to come.

By James Tyson