You're just to good to be true! Can't take the ball off of you! You've got a heavenly touch! You...


A chant sung by Liverpool fans about Steven Gerrard to the tune Can't Take My Eyes Off You (I Love You Baby...) by Frankie Valli

You're just to good to be true!
Can't take the ball off of you!
You've got a heavenly touch!
You p@@@ like Souness to Rush!
And when we're p@@ed in the bars!
We thank the Lord that you're ours!
You're just too good to be true!
Can't take the ball off of you.

Steven, Steven, Steven Gerrard!
Steven, Steven, Steven Gerrard!
Steven, Steven, Steven Gerrard!
Steven, Steven Gerrrrrrrard!

OH STEVEN GERRARD!
We know you hate Man U!
OH STEVEN GERRARD!
You hate the Blue S@@e too.
OH STEVEN GERRARD!
You're a Red through and through!

By Mathew Banwell