Christmas time, valium and wine, children indulging in serious crime, with mum on the heroine, and dad snorting coke, Christmas...


A chant sung by Port Vale fans to Stoke City to the tune Mistletoe And Wine by Cliff Richard

Christmas time, valium and wine,
children indulging in serious crime,
with mum on the heroine, and dad snorting coke,
Christmas is magic when you support Stoke.

By Anonymous