Sven, Sven wherever you may be, you are the pride of Man City, you can s@@@ my wife on our...

A chant sung by Manchester City fans about Sven Goran-Eriksson to the tune Lord of the Dance

Sven, Sven wherever you may be,
you are the pride of Man City,
you can s@@@ my wife on our settee,
if we win a cup at Wemberlee.

By Anonymous