Kyle Lafferty as s@@te as they come, Kyle Lafferty we've all @@@@ged your mum, she looks like a pit-bull, even...


A chant sung by Rangers fans about player Kyle Lafferty

Kyle Lafferty as s@@te as they come,
Kyle Lafferty we've all @@@ged your mum,
she looks like a pitbull,
even after a skinfull,
she has a Union Jack tattooed on her bum.

kyle Lafferty sucks on his thumb,
kyle Lafferty our kind of s@@@,
he's got s@@t for brains,

his dug attacks weans,
when hes no drinkin kestrel he @@@s his own mum.

It's true.

By Allan McGregor