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A chant sung by Alfriston Bants fans about Mr Handy Roadman Shaq and Your Dad.

Mr handy your'e a nonce
why not send back a response
you nonce.

Comments: Your hair is sticky like my cum.

To the tune of: Never Hot

Rating:

5

Votes: 10

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Rating: 5/10 (10 votes cast)

Submitted by: big boy ting on Friday 20 October 2017 at 11:43

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