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A chant sung by Brighton and Hove Albion fans about Roadman Shaq who plays/ played for Fire In The Booth and Charlie.

[[intro]] Yo, Big Shaq, the one and only Man's not hot, never hot Skrrat, skidi-kat-kat Boom [[verse one]] Two plus two is four, minus one that's three, quick maths Everyday man's on the block, smoke trees See your girl in the park, that girl is a uckers when the ting went quack-quack-quack, you man we're ducking (You man ducked) Hold tight, Asnee (My brudda, he's got the pumpy (Big ting) Hold tight, my man (My guy, he's got the frisbee I trap, trap, trap on the phone, movin' that cornflakes Rice Krispies, hold tight my girl Whitney (My G) on the road doin' ten toes, like my toes (Like my toes) You man thought I froze, I see a peng girl, then I pose (Chilin) if she ain't on it, I ghost, hah, look at your nose (Check your nose, fam) You donut, nose long like garden hose [[chorus]] I tell her man's not hot, I tell her man's not hot the girl told me, "Take off your jacket" I said, "Babes, man's not hot" (Never hot) I tell her man's not hot (Never hot) I tell her man's not hot (Never hot) the girl told me, "Take off your jacket" I said, "Babes, man's not hot" (Never hot) [[verse to]] Hop out the four-door with the .44, it was one, two, three and four (Us man) Chillin' in the corridor (Yo, your dad is forty-four and he's still callin' man for a draw (Look at him, let him know when I see him, I'm gonna spin his jaw (Finished) Take man's Twix by force (Take it, send man shop by force (Send him) Your girl knows I've got the sauce (Flexin, no ketchup (None) Just sauce (Saucy, raw sauce Ah, yo, boom, ah [[bridge]] the ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka Skibiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun Poom, poom, you dun know [[chorus]] I tell her man's not hot (Man's not, I tell her man's not hot (Never hot) the girl told me, "Take off your jacket" I said, "Babes, man's not hot" (Never hot) I tell her man's not hot I tell her man's not hot (Never hot) the girl told me, "Take off your jacket" I said, "Babes, man's not hot" [[interlude]] Man can never be hot (Never hot, perspiration ting (Spray dat) Lynx Effect (Come on, you didn't hear me did you?? (Nah) Use roll-on (Use that, or spray but either way, A-b-c-d (Alphabet ting) [[bridge]] the ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka Skibiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun Poom, poom, you dun know [[outro]] Big Shaq, man's not hot I tell her man's not hot (Never hot) 40 degrees and man's not hot (Come on) Yo, in the sauna, man's not hot (Never hot) Yeah, skidika-pap-pap 35 Embed More on Genius.

Comments: Your dad is 44.

To the tune of: Never Hot

Rating:

10

Votes: 2

Rating: 10/10 (2 votes cast)


Submitted by: Roadman H on Monday 16 October 2017 at 10:50

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A chant sung by Brighton and Hove Albion fans about Dean Hammond who plays/ played for Crystal Palace and Southampton.

Chim Chimney
chim Chimney
chim Chim Hammond
who Needs Glenn Murray when We've Got Hammond.

Comments: Its a tune.

To the tune of: Chim Chimminy

Rating:

9

Votes: 596

Rating: 9/10 (596 votes cast)


Submitted by: Anon on Tuesday 8 January 2013 at 15:12

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A chant sung by Brighton and Hove Albion fans about Leonardo Ulloa.

Well I'm not the world's most "Passionate guy",
but when he score's for "the Albion "
it make's us cry for........
"ulloa"
"leonardo Ulloa"
"leonardo Ulloaaaaarrrr.

To the tune of: The Kinks........"lola

Rating:

8

Votes: 55

Rating: 8/10 (55 votes cast)


Submitted by: Firefox on Monday 18 March 2013 at 18:36

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A chant sung by Brighton and Hove Albion fans about Bobby Zamora.

When the ball hits the goal, its not Shearer or Cole, its Zamora. when the ball hits the net like a f***ing rocket its Zamora.

Comments: Copied by West Ham following his move there.

To the tune of: That's Amore by Dean Martin

Rating:

8

Votes: 55

Rating: 8/10 (55 votes cast)


Submitted by: SeagulOlly on Wednesday 17 August 2011 at 13:24

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A chant sung by Brighton and Hove Albion fans about Dean Cox.

We got tiny Cox, we got tiny Cox, we got tiny, we got tiny, we got tiny Cox.

Comments: dean cox is about five foot nothing.

Rating:

7

Votes: 45

Rating: 7/10 (45 votes cast)


Submitted by: Nigel Rowles on Sunday 30 March 2008 at 16:32

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A chant sung by Brighton and Hove Albion fans about Leonardo Ulloa.

O'S that man from Argentina
O'S that man we all adore
leanardo is him name
and he scored a goal again
and we won't mention Murray anymore.

Rating:

7

Votes: 37

Rating: 7/10 (37 votes cast)


Submitted by: Anon on Wednesday 21 August 2013 at 23:37

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