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Chelsea
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It's not yours,
the baby's not yours,
don't blame John Terry,
it's Adebayor's.
Rating:
9
Votes: 18
Rating: 9/10 (18 votes cast)
Submitted by: Where the f is my ribena on Wednesday 21 April 2010 at 21:51
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U only live round the corner.
Rating:
5
Votes: 13
Rating: 5/10 (13 votes cast)
Submitted by: Anon on Monday 19 April 2010 at 17:07
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He's here, he's there,
h's every fu**in' where,
joey Cole, Joey Cole
(repeat)
To the tune of: Quarter Master's Stall
Rating:
8
Votes: 11
Rating: 8/10 (11 votes cast)
Submitted by: Anon on Monday 5 April 2010 at 16:40
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He comes from the motherland Zhirkov Zhirkov,
you shout at him to run his says f**k off f**k off,
he trotts around the whole pitch, he talks just like Abramovich,
but that's why we love Yuri Zhirkov.
To the tune of: Same One As Torres Take Sit Up The....
Rating:
8
Votes: 16
Rating: 8/10 (16 votes cast)
Submitted by: Muffin on Friday 2 April 2010 at 14:33
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Oley oley oley oley, cheryl is hot hot hot.
she is hot hot hot.
oley oley oley oley, you're a t**t t**t twat.
a t**t t**t twat.
(repeat)
Rating:
5
Votes: 11
Rating: 5/10 (11 votes cast)
Submitted by: Anon on Tuesday 9 March 2010 at 10:51
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Chelsea Werever They May Be Dont Leave Ya Missus with John Terry Because His Moms a Shof Lifter and His Dad Deals Coke but John Ent a Bad Bloke.
Comments: Funny.
To the tune of: Lord of the Dance
Rating:
3
Votes: 13
Rating: 3/10 (13 votes cast)
Submitted by: FRANK on Tuesday 9 March 2010 at 10:36
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