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A chant sung by Dartford fans about Tonbridge Angels.

My Garden Shed

my Garden Shed

is bigger than this

is bigger than this

my garden shed is bigger than this

its got a door

and a window

my garden shed is bigger than this.

Rating:

7

Votes: 3

Rating: 7/10 (3 votes cast)


Submitted by: Anon on Sunday 6 November 2011 at 15:16

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A chant sung by Dartford fans.

We're black
we're white
we're f**king DYNAMITE
DFC DFC.

Rating:

7

Votes: 3

Rating: 7/10 (3 votes cast)


Submitted by: Anon on Sunday 23 October 2011 at 21:09

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A chant sung by Dartford fans about Nick Robinson who plays/ played for Weightwatchers.

Nicks a fatty! hes also a batti


he likes munching on burger buns!

nick stinks like shit!

hes never seen a clit!

he is a git!

hes got a one"!

he cant get it in!

thats why his nickname is justin!

Rating:

6

Votes: 184

Rating: 6/10 (184 votes cast)


Submitted by: the biggest g ever on Wednesday 20 June 2012 at 12:26

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A chant sung by Dartford fans about Jason Stuart.

He tries
to score
he won't get in your draws
it's jason

it's jason.

Comments: Hehe.

To the tune of: He Shoots, He Scores

Rating:

6

Votes: 95

Rating: 6/10 (95 votes cast)


Submitted by: Jason stuart on Saturday 16 June 2012 at 13:42

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A chant sung by Dartford fans about Brandon Aspinall.

Brandon aspinall's a beg hes also a sop he got a fit sister and cousin but hes a fat s**t, he cant get no girls and and hes got bare spots on his face.

Comments: The honest thruth.

To the tune of: Metallica

Rating:

6

Votes: 68

Rating: 6/10 (68 votes cast)


Submitted by: SD on Wednesday 20 June 2012 at 11:57

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A chant sung by Dartford fans about Tom Field who is/ was a celebrity fan of Child Safety Act.

Tom field, tom field he spunks on 7 year olds his name is tom field!

Rating:

6

Votes: 48

Rating: 6/10 (48 votes cast)


Submitted by: Anon on Wednesday 13 June 2012 at 12:05

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