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A chant sung by Dartford fans about George Baker who is/ was a celebrity fan of Jason Stuart and His Baby.

George is a twat
he fucks his mums hairy cat
he licks his brothers ass
licks it as clean as class
his mum gets wet
maisy is such a sket.

Rating:

6

Votes: 4

Rating: 6/10 (4 votes cast)


Submitted by: Anon on Wednesday 13 June 2012 at 14:54

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A chant sung by Dartford fans about Joesph Kony.

He sleeps in his van

he sleeps in his van
oh Joesph Kony
he sleeps in his van




(for little children)

To the tune of: He Sleeps

Rating:

4

Votes: 54

Rating: 4/10 (54 votes cast)


Submitted by: Anon on Wednesday 13 June 2012 at 14:54

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A chant sung by Dartford fans about Liam Challis.

Lol lol lol lol lol lol at his life life life
lol lol lol lol lol lol at his life life life

shit ref Shitty ref

such a lightbulb

troll troll troll troll troll.

Comments: Trol lol.

To the tune of: Maching in

Rating:

5

Votes: 14

Rating: 5/10 (14 votes cast)


Submitted by: Brain on Wednesday 13 June 2012 at 14:50

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A chant sung by Dartford fans about Nick Rowe.

Nick Rowe is a wanker

he wears a bantams hat

he cannot get it up

coz its like a cricket bat

even with the Ky

it is a proper squeeze

so nick gets out the primula

his c**k stinks of cheese.

To the tune of: Se Said No

Rating:

5

Votes: 99

Rating: 5/10 (99 votes cast)


Submitted by: Jason on Wednesday 13 June 2012 at 14:47

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A chant sung by Dartford fans about Brandon Aspinall who is/ was a celebrity fan of His Head Lol.

His fat his round he bounces on ground its brandon aspinalls head!

Rating:

3

Votes: 9

Rating: 3/10 (9 votes cast)


Submitted by: Anon on Wednesday 13 June 2012 at 13:18

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A chant sung by Dartford fans about Liam Challis.

His a light bulb

la la la

his a light bulb.

Rating:

5

Votes: 8

Rating: 5/10 (8 votes cast)


Submitted by: lewis drew on Wednesday 13 June 2012 at 12:06

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