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Sheikh Mansour was driving round
in his white Range Rover
then it came his master plan
"i'll take Man City over !"
Rating:
Votes: 7
Submitted by: Anonymous on Monday 14 July 2014 at 12:29
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They say that Old Trafford's a wonderful place
but the team that plays there are a f*****g disgrace
with half-backs and full-backs and forwards too
there hands down there pants cos they've f**k all to do
the Stretford End sing and the Stretford End shout
but the songs that they sing they know f**k all about
and we all agree where United should be
shovelling S**t on the Isle of Capri
oh Capri
oh Capri
shovelling S**t on the Isle of Capri
if I had the wings of a Sparrow
if I had the a**e of a Crow
i'd fly over Old Trafford tomorrow
and s**t on the b*****ds below, below
shit on
shit on
shit on the b*****ds below, below
shit on
shit on
shit on the b*****ds below, below.
Rating:
Votes: 74
Submitted by: KIPPAX on Sunday 23 March 2014 at 12:45
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The shitty Man United went to Rome to see the Pope
the shitty Man United went to Rome to see the Pope
the shitty Man United went to Rome to see the Pope
and this is what he said
fuck off !
who the f**k are Man United ???
who the f**k are Man United ???
who the f**k are Man United ???
and the Blues go marching on on On
and On
and On
and on and on and on.
Rating:
Votes: 69
Submitted by: KIPPAX on Sunday 23 March 2014 at 12:41
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As I Was Walking Down the Street
dun Derun Derun
a Red T**t He Came Up to Me
dun Derun Derun
he Had a Knife I Had a Gun
dun Derun Derun Derun
you Should of Seen the Red T**t Run
dun Derun Derun Derun
as I Chased Him Down the Street
dun Derun Derun Derun
that Red T**t He Fell at My Feet
dun Derun Derun Derun
i Put My Gun Upto His Head
dun Derun Derun Derun
and
then
i
shot
the
red
twat
dead
dun Derun Derun Derun
dun Derun Derun Derun
dun Derun Derun Derun.
Comments: Mental.
Rating:
Votes: 62
Submitted by: KIPPAX on Sunday 23 March 2014 at 12:33
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Oh David Silva
oh David Silva
he scored the fifth goal at Old Trafford
oh David Silva
oh David Silva
he is the maestro of Maine Road.
Rating:
Votes: 63
Submitted by: KIPPAX on Sunday 23 March 2014 at 12:23
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Its only 3-one
its only 3-one
30,000 empty seats its only 3-one
its only 4-one
its only 4-one
40,000 empty seats its only 4-one
its only 5-one
its only 5-one
50,000 empty seats its only 5-one
its only 6-one
its only 6-one
60,000 empty seats its only 6-one
it should have been one0
it should have been one0
you lucky bastards
it should have been one0
the City is ours
the City is ours
fuck off back to London
the City is ours.
Rating:
Votes: 72
Submitted by: KIPPAX on Sunday 23 March 2014 at 12:21
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Courtesy of the BBC.
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