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Oh Pablo zabaleta, he is the f****ng man, he come from argentina, hes harder than Jaap Stam.
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Votes: 27
Submitted by: joe on Tuesday 20 January 2015 at 10:45
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Because you know,
i'm all about that James,
'bout that James, James Milner,
i'm all about that James,
'bout that James, James Milner
i'm all about that James,
'bout that James, James Milner,
i'm all about that James,
'bout that James, James Milner.
To the tune of: All About That Bass', by Megan Trainor
Rating:
Votes: 40
Submitted by: The Duke Of Cumbria on Monday 5 January 2015 at 20:16
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Steve Gerrard, Gerrard, he slipped on his f...ing a**e, he gave it to Demba Ba. Steve Gerrard, Gerrard.
Comments: Funny.
Rating:
Votes: 19
Submitted by: Carl Sproston on Saturday 23 August 2014 at 17:14
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You think that your mustache is trendy,
you think your boots are made of led,
with your kangol and your fleece, your Ben Sherman on for weeks,
we know that your a f*****g red!
To the tune of: Stretford End Arising
Rating:
Votes: 32
Submitted by: Matt Wright on Saturday 26 July 2014 at 00:06
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Sheikh Mansour was driving round
in his white Range Rover
then it came his master plan
"i'll take Man City over !"
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Votes: 11
Submitted by: Anonymous on Monday 14 July 2014 at 12:29
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They say that Old Trafford's a wonderful place
but the team that plays there are a f*****g disgrace
with half-backs and full-backs and forwards too
there hands down there pants cos they've f**k all to do
the Stretford End sing and the Stretford End shout
but the songs that they sing they know f**k all about
and we all agree where United should be
shovelling S**t on the Isle of Capri
oh Capri
oh Capri
shovelling S**t on the Isle of Capri
if I had the wings of a Sparrow
if I had the a**e of a Crow
i'd fly over Old Trafford tomorrow
and s**t on the b*****ds below, below
shit on
shit on
shit on the b*****ds below, below
shit on
shit on
shit on the b*****ds below, below.
Rating:
Votes: 75
Submitted by: KIPPAX on Sunday 23 March 2014 at 12:45
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Courtesy of the BBC.
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