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A chant sung by Manchester United fans about Steven Gerrard.

Steve Gerrard Gerrard
he slipped on his f*****g ass
he gave it to Demba Ba
steve Gerrard Gerrard
(repeat)

Rating:

5

Votes: 2

Rating: 5/10 (2 votes cast)


Submitted by: on Thursday 9 March 2017 at 23:24

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A chant sung by Manchester United fans about Joe Barlow who is/ was a celebrity fan of Zlatan Ibrahimovic.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic Cummed on Alice Barlow
did it for Free from Psg He Also Did it to Joe Barlow
6 Foot 5 and Hard As F**k He Rammed My Big Sister
shoved it in Her A**e and Mouth and Said Hasta Lavista.

To the tune of: Zlatan Ibrahimovic is Our Swedish Hero

Rating:

6

Votes: 5

Rating: 6/10 (5 votes cast)


Submitted by: Joe Barlow on Wednesday 1 March 2017 at 11:16

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A chant sung by Manchester United fans.

Cheer up sad Marino, oh you must believe; your in the, Theatre of Dreams with a, cup winning teee-eee-eeem.

Comments: Directed at Marinho O'S acting like Morrissey at the moment and needs to cheer up a bit.

To the tune of: The Monkeys 'day Dream Believer

Rating:

8

Votes: 2

Rating: 8/10 (2 votes cast)


Submitted by: Wavey Davey on Friday 17 February 2017 at 13:32

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A chant sung by Manchester United fans about Zlatan Ibrahimovic.

Zlatan ibrahimovich he is our Swedish hero bought him from Psg he cost us 0 6 foot 5 strong as hell he gets the Reds exited put man city up your bum cos we are man united(say two more times)

Comments: My nan told me it.

To the tune of: Zlatan Ibrahimovich Chant

Rating:

5

Votes: 10

Rating: 5/10 (10 votes cast)


Submitted by: MrTee on Tuesday 24 January 2017 at 21:12

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A chant sung by Manchester United fans about Paul Pogba.

The night we signed I knew we,
replaced Paul Scholes.
if i'd had the chance I'd,
never let you go.
so why don't you play with Rooney,
and score a goal for me,
and we'll say f**k the city,
when we win the league!
paul Pogba
be my, be my Pogba,
my one and only Pogba,
be my, be my Pogba baby nowwwww
woah oh oh ohhhhh!

To the tune of: Be My Baby - the Ronettes

Rating:

4

Votes: 4

Rating: 4/10 (4 votes cast)


Submitted by: Mitchell Davey on Saturday 14 January 2017 at 22:46

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A chant sung by Manchester United fans about Zlatan Ibrahimovic.

He played for Psg but then he saw the light.
could of gone to Liverpool, but he knew that they we're shite.
now he's scoring goals from all over the pitch.
you all know his name he's ibrahimovic.

he don't care, we love him
he don't care, we love him.

To the tune of: Icona Pop - I Love It

Rating:

9

Votes: 29

Rating: 9/10 (29 votes cast)


Submitted by: Ashley H on Sunday 18 December 2016 at 20:13

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