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A chant sung by Middlesbrough fans about Afonso Alves.

A-fon-so so so,
will you please score me a goal,
A-fon so so so will you score me 3 or 4,
with your left with your right,
with your head or with your knee,
A-fon-so so so,
will you score a goal for me.

To the tune of: Agadoo by Black Lace

Rating:

6

Votes: 12

Rating: 6/10 (12 votes cast)


Submitted by: Anon on Friday 9 January 2009 at 11:54

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A chant sung by Middlesbrough fans about Stewart Downing.

Viva Dooowning,
viva Dooowning,
twenty million quid,
f**k of to the Bridge,
viva Dooowning,
viva Dooowning.

Rating:

5

Votes: 26

Rating: 5/10 (26 votes cast)


Submitted by: matthew granville on Wednesday 7 January 2009 at 13:14

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A chant sung by Middlesbrough fans about Bernie Slavin.

Bernie Slavin:
All Round My House for a Parmo.

Comments: Said this on the radio when we won.

Rating:

4

Votes: 56

Rating: 4/10 (56 votes cast)


Submitted by: Matthew on Tuesday 23 December 2008 at 14:12

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A chant sung by Middlesbrough fans.

I heard there was a secret wod,
that Gibson has, to please us all,
we all hope he splashes out in, January,
it goes like this, were s**t, were s**t,
the major fall and the minor lift (down the table),
Southgate really doesn't have an idea
idea, idea, idea, ideaaaaa.

Our faith was strong but you had no proof,
you saw the players failing on the pitch,
their skills and their hair-do's overthrew ya,
he threw you on the pitches floor,
he broke his leg and hurt his arm,
and from his lips he drew the Hallelujahhhhhh.
Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujahhhhhh

Maybe there's a god above,
cos all I've ever learnt from 'Boro,
is how to lose to somebody who's a loser,
it is a cry you hear at night,
it's a Boro fan who can't see the light,
it's a cold and it's a broken Boro heartttttttttttt,
Boro heart, Boro heart, Boro heart, Boro heart, Boro heart, Boro heart, Boro heart, Boro heart.

Comments: Made it up in 20 minz, hope you like it (p/s matthew granville, hammers your Fc United chants :)) ))

To the tune of: Hallelujah by Leonard Cohen

Rating:

7

Votes: 838

Rating: 7/10 (838 votes cast)


Submitted by: Matthew Roberts on Tuesday 23 December 2008 at 14:02

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A chant sung by Middlesbrough fans about Mark Viduka.

Your just a fat greedy b*****d!!
Just a fat greedy b*****d!!
Fat greedy b*****d!!

Your just a fat greedy b*****d!!

Comments: Sang to Viduka after he left them and went to Newcastle for higher pay.

Rating:

6

Votes: 29

Rating: 6/10 (29 votes cast)


Submitted by: Anon on Sunday 21 December 2008 at 12:06

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A chant sung by Middlesbrough fans about Sunderland.

Are you Sunderland in disguise??

Comments: Any crap team.

Rating:

5

Votes: 26

Rating: 5/10 (26 votes cast)


Submitted by: matthew granville on Tuesday 9 December 2008 at 21:05

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