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A chant sung by Liverpool fans about Dirk Kuyt.

Kuyt, Kuyt,
where ever you may be,
you hit every branch of the ugly tree,
could be worse you could be a Manc,
waking your sister up for a w**k!

Rating:

8

Votes: 51

Rating: 8/10 (51 votes cast)


Submitted by: Anon on Friday 20 May 2011 at 09:31

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A chant sung by Liverpool fans about Dirk Kuyt who plays/ played for Newcastle United.

We know you're Sloth from the Goonies
Sloth from the Goonies we know you're f***ing Sloth from the Goonies!

Rating:

3

Votes: 102

Rating: 3/10 (102 votes cast)


Submitted by: Benj Atkinson on Monday 7 March 2011 at 11:08

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A chant sung by Liverpool fans about Dirk Kuyt.

Striker Dirk, Striker Dirk,
get down to work and tap one in
don't let them win, oh no, no.

To the tune of: Grocer Jack (Excerpt from a Teenage Opera) by Keith West

Rating:

7

Votes: 195

Rating: 7/10 (195 votes cast)


Submitted by: J J Bevan on Friday 13 November 2009 at 22:37

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A chant sung by Liverpool fans about Dirk Kuyt.

Dirk Kuyt,
Wherever you may be,
You smoke dope in your home country.
But it could be worse,
You could be Manc,
Waking your sister up for a w**k!

Rating:

8

Votes: 94

Rating: 8/10 (94 votes cast)


Submitted by: rarararafabenitez on Sunday 30 March 2008 at 16:50

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A chant sung by Liverpool fans about Dirk Kuyt.

Put your hands up for Dirk Kuyt,
he loves this city!

To the tune of: Put Your Hands Up For Detroit by Fedde Le Grand

Rating:

7

Votes: 82

Rating: 7/10 (82 votes cast)


Submitted by: Anon on Sunday 9 September 2007 at 14:32

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