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A chant sung by Comptonsfield fans about Pervez Hassan who plays/ played for Choughnerham Rovers.

So here's to you, Pervez's sexy goat
we don't think that animals are hot
wooooah
pervez Hassan is a zoophile
it's badder than bisexuals and gays
wheeeey
lalalala.

To the tune of: Mrs. Robinson by Simon And Garfunkel

Rating:

9

Votes: 6

Rating: 9/10 (6 votes cast)


Submitted by: Compt on Sunday 10 June 2018 at 17:19

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A chant sung by West Ham United Fans fans about Andre Ayew.

Andre Ayew
came from France
he used to play for Swansea
said he f*****g hated Wales
and now he is a Cockney.

To the tune of: Yankee Doodle

Rating:

6

Votes: 10

Rating: 6/10 (10 votes cast)


Submitted by: on Thursday 7 June 2018 at 07:48

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A chant sung by Ferret fans about Thomas Hancox who plays/ played for Egor and Egoronium.

Jake Come on Now
get the ferrets to bow
sue is a cow
champ to wow

dean is skinny
but your binny
cakey wakey
fishing by the lakey.

Rating:

6

Votes: 13

Rating: 6/10 (13 votes cast)


Submitted by: on Tuesday 5 June 2018 at 11:51

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A chant sung by Bradford City fans about Colin Doyle.

Oh Ey Oh Colin Doyles on Tinder Oh Ey Oh Hes Messaging Your Sister Oh Ey Oh He Always Gets His End Away.

Rating:

5

Votes: 11

Rating: 5/10 (11 votes cast)


Submitted by: Frank P on Monday 4 June 2018 at 20:46

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A chant sung by Any fans about Fans The Team Your Smashing.

We can see you

we can see you

we can see you sneaking out

we can See You Sneaking Out!

repeated.

Comments: Lol.

To the tune of: Your Not Singing Anymore

Rating:

6

Votes: 10

Rating: 6/10 (10 votes cast)


Submitted by: Frank P on Sunday 3 June 2018 at 20:33

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A chant sung by Bradford City fans about Dominic Poleon.

Oh Poleon is tragic he wears a tragic hat

and if you passed the ball to him he'd run to Halifax


his hair swings to the left


his hair swings to the right

and when we end up in League to we'll sing this song all night!

repeated.

Comments: Very funny chant about Dom Poleon.

Rating:

5

Votes: 12

Rating: 5/10 (12 votes cast)


Submitted by: Frank P on Saturday 2 June 2018 at 20:00

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