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A chant sung by Alfriston Bants fans about Mr Handy Roadman Shaq and Your Dad.

Mr handy your'e a nonce
why not send back a response
you nonce.

Comments: Your hair is sticky like my cum.

To the tune of: Never Hot

Rating:

5

Votes: 9

Rating: 5/10 (9 votes cast)


Submitted by: big boy ting on Friday 20 October 2017 at 11:43

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A chant sung by Chelsea fans about Tiemoue Bakayoko.

Ba de ya --- Timmy Bakayoko!
ba de ya --- Together with N’golo!
ba de ya --- He never gives the ball away!

one, two, three, four (Repeat)

Comments: Song about our big black beasts in midfield.

To the tune of: Earth Wind And Fire - September

Rating:

9

Votes: 4

Rating: 9/10 (4 votes cast)


Submitted by: Finn and Adam on Friday 20 October 2017 at 03:11

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A chant sung by Chelsea fans about Ethan Ampadu who plays/ played for Nottingham Forest and Watford.

Ampadu! --- Couldn’t escape if I wanted to
ampadu! --- Knowing my fate is to be with you
ampadu! --- Finally playing my Ampadu.

Comments: Song for the wonderkid Ethan Ampadu --- get this to the terraces of Tsamdros Bridge.

To the tune of: Waterloo by Abba

Rating:

10

Votes: 3

Rating: 10/10 (3 votes cast)


Submitted by: Finn Vercoe and Adam McLean on Friday 20 October 2017 at 03:04

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A chant sung by Brereton Social fans about Chris Mulli.

Off the pitch my lord
off the pitch
off the pitch you twats
off the pitch
off the pitch you little shits
off the pitch
you little wankersss off the pitch.

Rating:

10

Votes: 2

Rating: 10/10 (2 votes cast)


Submitted by: tom mulli on Thursday 19 October 2017 at 14:21

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A chant sung by Halesowen Town fans about John Hill And Steve Lynch.

John hill is a w****r

john hill is a wanker
we want him out
we want him out
steve lynch is a tax fraud
steve lynch is a tax fraud
without a doubt
without a doubt.

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Submitted by: the fans on Thursday 19 October 2017 at 13:56

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A chant sung by Hednesford Town fans about Ed Mbunga.

Oh ed mbunga

your the love of my life,
oh ed mbunga,
i'd let you s**g my wife,
oh ed mbunga,
can I have a oneto inch dick tooooooo,

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Submitted by: neil tooth on Thursday 19 October 2017 at 13:53

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