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A chant sung by Newcastle United fans about Ayoze Perez.

Ayoze Prez, from Tenerife
you can see, hes got magic feet
not Barcelona, or Real Madrid
hes a Geordie wonder kid!

To the tune of: The Tony Marshall Chant

Rating:

10

Votes: 2

Rating: 10/10 (2 votes cast)


Submitted by: Joseph on Tuesday 17 October 2017 at 23:02

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A chant sung by Stoke City fans about Diouf.

He's here, he's there,
he's every f****n where
mame Diouf, Mame Diouf!

Rating:

8

Votes: 2

Rating: 8/10 (2 votes cast)


Submitted by: on Tuesday 17 October 2017 at 18:13

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A chant sung by Celtic fans about Ntcham.

Have you heard about the big man he called oliver ntcham ohhhhhhhhh!

(sing till you lose ur voice)

Rating:

9

Votes: 4

Rating: 9/10 (4 votes cast)


Submitted by: joe hill on Tuesday 17 October 2017 at 11:49

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A chant sung by Manchester United fans about Stephen Tries who is/ was a celebrity fan of Willne and The King of The North.

0one6one Manny on the Map.

Comments: The Bifta Awards.

To the tune of: Little T, Road Rage

Rating:

10

Votes: 1

Rating: 10/10 (1 vote cast)


Submitted by: Roadman Shaq on Monday 16 October 2017 at 11:07

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A chant sung by Arsenal fans about Roadman Shaq A Nonce and 44 Year Old Dad.

Ieieo we've got tiemoue bakayoko
ieieo he plays with n'golo kante
ieieo he'll never give the ball awayyyy.

Comments: My Nan.

To the tune of: The Hula Hoop

Rating:

6

Votes: 2

Rating: 6/10 (2 votes cast)


Submitted by: Roadman Shaq on Monday 16 October 2017 at 11:02

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A chant sung by Brighton and Hove Albion fans about Roadman Shaq who plays/ played for Fire In The Booth and Charlie.

[[intro]] Yo, Big Shaq, the one and only Man's not hot, never hot Skrrat, skidi-kat-kat Boom [[verse one]] Two plus two is four, minus one that's three, quick maths Everyday man's on the block, smoke trees See your girl in the park, that girl is a uckers when the ting went quack-quack-quack, you man we're ducking (You man ducked) Hold tight, Asnee (My brudda, he's got the pumpy (Big ting) Hold tight, my man (My guy, he's got the frisbee I trap, trap, trap on the phone, movin' that cornflakes Rice Krispies, hold tight my girl Whitney (My G) on the road doin' ten toes, like my toes (Like my toes) You man thought I froze, I see a peng girl, then I pose (Chilin) if she ain't on it, I ghost, hah, look at your nose (Check your nose, fam) You donut, nose long like garden hose [[chorus]] I tell her man's not hot, I tell her man's not hot the girl told me, "Take off your jacket" I said, "Babes, man's not hot" (Never hot) I tell her man's not hot (Never hot) I tell her man's not hot (Never hot) the girl told me, "Take off your jacket" I said, "Babes, man's not hot" (Never hot) [[verse to]] Hop out the four-door with the .44, it was one, two, three and four (Us man) Chillin' in the corridor (Yo, your dad is forty-four and he's still callin' man for a draw (Look at him, let him know when I see him, I'm gonna spin his jaw (Finished) Take man's Twix by force (Take it, send man shop by force (Send him) Your girl knows I've got the sauce (Flexin, no ketchup (None) Just sauce (Saucy, raw sauce Ah, yo, boom, ah [[bridge]] the ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka Skibiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun Poom, poom, you dun know [[chorus]] I tell her man's not hot (Man's not, I tell her man's not hot (Never hot) the girl told me, "Take off your jacket" I said, "Babes, man's not hot" (Never hot) I tell her man's not hot I tell her man's not hot (Never hot) the girl told me, "Take off your jacket" I said, "Babes, man's not hot" [[interlude]] Man can never be hot (Never hot, perspiration ting (Spray dat) Lynx Effect (Come on, you didn't hear me did you?? (Nah) Use roll-on (Use that, or spray but either way, A-b-c-d (Alphabet ting) [[bridge]] the ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka Skibiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun Poom, poom, you dun know [[outro]] Big Shaq, man's not hot I tell her man's not hot (Never hot) 40 degrees and man's not hot (Come on) Yo, in the sauna, man's not hot (Never hot) Yeah, skidika-pap-pap 35 Embed More on Genius.

Comments: Your dad is 44.

To the tune of: Never Hot

Rating:

10

Votes: 2

Rating: 10/10 (2 votes cast)


Submitted by: Roadman H on Monday 16 October 2017 at 10:50

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