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Bristol Rovers logo terrace chants player logo Bristol City logo terrace chants tune logo terrace chants chant poster logo

A chant sung by Bristol Rovers fans about Betty Swollocks who is/ was manager of Bristol City.

Bristol rovers are s**t

they really know it

all the players are gay

way hay hay.

Comments: Black.

To the tune of: My Old Man's a Dustman

Rating:

6

Votes: 24

Rating: 6/10 (24 votes cast)


Submitted by: Billy Elliot on Tuesday 14 March 2017 at 16:32

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A chant sung by Fleetwood Town fans about Uwe Rosler who is/ was manager of Blackpool.

Super Uwe Rosler he comes from Germany
he used to play for City but now he's Cod Army
we've got Ashley Hunter and Nicky Haughton too
and Bobby Grant sent Blackpool down and now their in league two

ohhhhh Super Uwe Rosler he comes from Germany

repeat repeat repeat.

To the tune of: My Old Man's a Dustman

Rating:

5

Votes: 34

Rating: 5/10 (34 votes cast)


Submitted by: on Sunday 31 July 2016 at 21:30

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A chant sung by Newcastle United fans about Mitrovic.

Mitro is a Georide
he came from Anderlect

he worships Alan shearer
and he shops at sports direct
he hates the f*****g MacKems

and hates the borough too
and if you cut him open
he's black and white right through.

To the tune of: My Old Man's a Dustman

Rating:

8

Votes: 45

Rating: 8/10 (45 votes cast)


Submitted by: Jeff short on Saturday 30 April 2016 at 21:40

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A chant sung by West Ham United fans.

My old man is West Ham
he wears a West Ham hat
he don't go football anymore
he's much to skint for that
last game that he remembers
he says scratching he's head
we took the tube to Chelsea
then took the Chelsea shed

Oi
my old man is West Ham ..

To the tune of: My Old Man's a Dustman

Rating:

9

Votes: 15

Rating: 9/10 (15 votes cast)


Submitted by: on Wednesday 16 March 2016 at 17:23

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A chant sung by West Ham United Fans fans about Aaron Cresswell.

Ohhhhhh aaron crews wells magic

he wears a magic hat
he used to play for Ipswich

but he didn't fancy that.

To the tune of: My Old Man's a Dustman

Rating:

5

Votes: 14

Rating: 5/10 (14 votes cast)


Submitted by: on Tuesday 3 November 2015 at 19:01

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A chant sung by Manchester City fans about Jesus Navas.

Jesus Navas
he's really f*****g quick
he doesn't put a cross in the box he puts in a crucifix
we bought him from Sevilla
to win our title back
ooohhhhh Jesus Navas
is Really f*****g fast.

To the tune of: My Old Man's a Dustman

Rating:

7

Votes: 10

Rating: 7/10 (10 votes cast)


Submitted by: Anon on Thursday 6 February 2014 at 21:38

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