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A chant sung by Dartford fans about Nick Rowe.

Nick Rowe is a wanker

he wears a bantams hat

he cannot get it up

coz its like a cricket bat

even with the Ky

it is a proper squeeze

so nick gets out the primula

his c**k stinks of cheese.

To the tune of: Se Said No

Rating:

5

Votes: 99

Rating: 5/10 (99 votes cast)


Submitted by: Jason on Wednesday 13 June 2012 at 14:47

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