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A chant sung about West Ham United.

You can shove your f*cking hammer up your arse,
you can shove your f*cking hammer up your arse,
you can shove your f*cking hammer,
shove your f*cking hammer,
shove your f*cking hammer up your a**e.

To the tune of: She'll Be Coming Round the Mountain When She Comes

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6

Votes: 7

Rating: 6/10 (7 votes cast)


Submitted by: Anon on Monday 5 November 2012 at 22:40

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A chant sung by Arsenal fans about Tottenham Hotspur.

There we're one0 Tottenham points in the gap. (in the Gap!)
there we're one0 Tottenham points in the gap. (in the Gap!)
there we're one0 Tottenham points, one0 Tottenham points, one0 Tottenham points in the gap. (in the Gap!)

then....the....boys....from the Arsenal knocked one down (Knocked one down!)
then the boys from the Arsenal knocked one down (Knocked one down!)
then the boys from the Arsenal, boys from the Arsenal, boys from the Arsenal knocked one down (Knocked one down!

there we're 9 Tottenham points in the gap...etc.

To the tune of: She'll Be Coming Round the Mountain When She Comes

Rating:

7

Votes: 33

Rating: 7/10 (33 votes cast)


Submitted by: Iain Culverhouse on Thursday 6 September 2012 at 19:39

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A chant sung about Ashley Cole.

Oh he can't keep his willie in his pants
oh he can't keep his willy in his pants
now if he wants to find the hole
of his Missus Cheryl Cole
he'll have to fantasise about it when he w*nks.

Comments: Hilarious.

To the tune of: She'll Be Coming Round the Mountain When She Comes

Rating:

6

Votes: 13

Rating: 6/10 (13 votes cast)


Submitted by: Ray Godwin on Wednesday 24 February 2010 at 09:35

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