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A chant sung by Rangers fans about ANDY LITTLE.

Oh Andy Little's Magic He Wears a Magic Hat and when He Saw the Rangers Play He Said I Fancy That He Didnt Sign for Septic or Scumdee Cause Their S**te He Signed Up for the Rangers Cause Their Fu****** Dynamite.

To the tune of: The Laughing Policeman

Rating:

6

Votes: 41

Rating: 6/10 (41 votes cast)


Submitted by: BIG AL on Sunday 24 February 2013 at 16:18

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A chant sung by Darlington fans about Liam Hatch.

Posh spice loves the Darlo

she goes to every match

and when shes shagging beckham

she thinks of Liam Hatch

liam Hatch
liam Hatch
liam Liam Hatch
he gets the ball and scores a goal

liam Liam Hatch.

To the tune of: The Laughing Policeman

Rating:

7

Votes: 80

Rating: 7/10 (80 votes cast)


Submitted by: Tom Siddle on Wednesday 10 August 2011 at 01:28

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A chant sung by AFC Wimbledon fans about Danny Kedwell.

Oh Danny Kedwell's Magic
he wears a magic hat
and when he saw Wimbledon he said I fancy that
he didn't sign for Wrexham or Chester cause there s***e
he signed for Wimbledon because they're f*****g dynamite.

To the tune of: The Laughing Policeman

Rating:

7

Votes: 33

Rating: 7/10 (33 votes cast)


Submitted by: Anon on Wednesday 14 October 2009 at 15:00

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A chant sung by Nottingham Forest fans about Lee Camp Derby County.

Lee Camp is a Red dog
He used to be a ram
but then he signed for Forest
'cos he's a proper man.

He took the s**t from Derby
and kissed the Forest tree
and then he went and took the p**s
and saved their penalty.

To the tune of: The Laughing Policeman

Rating:

7

Votes: 40

Rating: 7/10 (40 votes cast)


Submitted by: trevallion on Friday 3 July 2009 at 12:57

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A chant sung by Bradford City fans about Dean Windass.

Oh Dean Windass' magic,
he wears a magic hat,
he plays for Bradford City,
he's such a lovely chap,
he scores with his left foot,
he scores with his right,
and when we plays the Hudders',
he scores all f****n' night.

To the tune of: The Laughing Policeman

Rating:

5

Votes: 45

Rating: 5/10 (45 votes cast)


Submitted by: ashley robinson on Friday 17 April 2009 at 21:18

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A chant sung by West Bromwich Albion fans about Steve Bull who plays/ played for Wolverhampton Wanderers.

Stevie Bull's a tatter,
he wears a tatters hat,
he plays for Wolverhampton,
and he's a f*****g t**t,
he runs it down the left wing,
he runs it down the right,
he couldn't score a goal,
if he played all f*****g night.

To the tune of: The Laughing Policeman

Rating:

7

Votes: 101

Rating: 7/10 (101 votes cast)


Submitted by: HazzaWBA on Friday 27 March 2009 at 16:18

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