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Bournemouth logo terrace chants player logo terrace chants tune logo terrace chants chant poster logo

A chant sung by Bournemouth fans about Conal Platt.

Posh Spice is a slapper
She has a hairy tw*t
When she's sh*gging Beckham
she thinks of Conal Platt!

Comments: Song from last season, Conal has now left the club and was at Weymouth last I heard

To the tune of: My Old Man's a Dustman

Rating:

6

Votes: 103

Rating: 6/10 (103 votes cast)


Submitted by: Jim Smith on Sunday 30 March 2008 at 20:02

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A chant sung by Sheffield Wednesday fans.

singin die die piggy piggy die
singin die die piggy piggy die
singin die die piggy
die die piggy
die die piggy piggy die

Comments: sheffield wednesday to sheffield united fans/players/ex players

Rating:

6

Votes: 70

Rating: 6/10 (70 votes cast)


Submitted by: Anon on Sunday 30 March 2008 at 20:00

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A chant sung by Birmingham City fans about Emile Heskey.

There's only one Emile Heskey,
only one Emile Heskey,
he used to be *****,
but now he's alright,
walking in a Heskey wonderland.

Comments: **ss take during relegation season

To the tune of: Winter Wonderland

Rating:

6

Votes: 171

Rating: 6/10 (171 votes cast)


Submitted by: beau brummie leamington spa on Sunday 30 March 2008 at 19:54

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A chant sung by Port Vale fans.

Robin Hulbert
Robin Hulber-er-er-ert
You go near him
and you will get hurt

To the tune of: That Boy Ronaldo

Rating:

6

Votes: 49

Rating: 6/10 (49 votes cast)


Submitted by: Anon on Sunday 30 March 2008 at 19:49

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A chant sung by Birmingham City fans.

My old man said be a villa fan but I said **** off silly ****,
cos I am blue and I am white we go down the match to have a fight,
we 'ammered the Hammers,
**** on the Villa,
we are the famous Birmingham,
my old man said be a villa fan,
but I said **** off silly ****.

Comments: sung most weeks

To the tune of: My Old Man's a Dustman

Rating:

6

Votes: 166

Rating: 6/10 (166 votes cast)


Submitted by: beau brummie leamington spa on Sunday 30 March 2008 at 19:46

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A chant sung by Derby County fans about Nottingham Forest.

IF I HAD THE WINGS OF AN EAGLE,IF I HAD THE ARSE OF A CROW,
I'D FLY OVER NOTTINGHAM FOREST AND SHIT ON THE BASTARDS BELOW,BELOW

Rating:

5

Votes: 85

Rating: 5/10 (85 votes cast)


Submitted by: RAMMIE on Sunday 30 March 2008 at 19:45

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