CRYSTAL chants
A chant sung by Manchester United fans to Manchester City to the tune Yellow Submarine by the Beatles
S@@ty going down with a trillion in the bank, trillion in the bank, trillion in the bank. (repeat)
Aimed to diss the blue half of Manchester.
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A chant sung by Manchester United fans
If I had the a@@e of a sparrow, if I had the wings of a crow, I would go over...
Dissing our rivals!
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A chant sung by Manchester United fans about manager Jose Mourinho to Inter Milan
Chin up Mourinho, chin up Mourinho, chin up Mourinho, chin up Mourinho.
Old chant but we always like to take the mick out of ex - Chelsea managers.
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A chant sung by Manchester United fans about player Wes Brown
We've got Wesley Brown, We've got Wesley Brown, We've got Wesley, We've got Wesley, We've got Wesley Brown!
Praise the best right back in the Premier League.
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A chant sung by Manchester United fans about player Ronaldo to Real Madrid to the tune That Boy Ronaldo
He Plays on the Left, He Lays on the Riiiiiight, That Boy Ronaldo Will S@@g @@@a Tonight.
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A chant sung by Manchester United fans about player Robinho to Manchester City
Who Needs Robinho, Who Needs Robinho, Who Needs Robinho, Who Needs Robinho, Who Needs Robinho.
Well Who Does Need Robinho??
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A chant sung by Manchester United fans about player Cristiano Ronaldo to the tune That Boy Ronaldo
He plays on the left, he plays on the right, fat boy Ronaldo makes Ribery look s@@@e.
He may be fat but at least he scores more goals.
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A chant sung by Manchester United fans about player Wayne Rooney to the tune Viva Las Vegas by Elvis Presley
Viva Wayne Rooney, viva Wayne Rooney, viva Wayne Rooney, viva Wayne Rooney! (repeat)
Now our best player by far.
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A chant sung by Manchester United fans to Liverpool
No-one knows your name. (repeat)
Who the hell are the Scousers.
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A chant sung by Manchester United fans to Manchester City
We're going to Roma, City staying at homa. (repeat)
We're in the champions league final and City couldn't even get as far as the semis in the Uefa Cup!
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A chant sung by Manchester United fans to Liverpool
What kind of ship doesn't dock in Liverpool? Premiership!
How can They Be Called One of the Big Four when They Haven't Won the Premierhip.
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