A chant sung by Liverpool fans about Steve Finnan to the tune There Once Was a Man Called Michael Finnegan.

We've got a right back called Steve Finnan. When he plays, we're always winnin'. P@@@es the ball, outside, in again....

By Mathew Banwell 16 years ago

A chant sung by Liverpool fans about Steven Gerrard

Steve Gerrard, Gerrard! He'll p@@@ the ball 40 yards! He's better than Frank Lampard! Steve Gerrard, Gerrard!

By Mathew Banwell 16 years ago

You're just to good to be true! Can't take the ball off of you! You've got a heavenly touch! You...

By Mathew Banwell 16 years ago

He's m@@@ive and he's awesome! In our defensive foursome! From corners he will score some! He's Sami Hyypia

By Mathew Banwell 16 years ago

He's Scouse! He's sound! He'll @@@@ you with a pound! Carragher! Carragher!

By Mathew Banwell 16 years ago

o-O-o-O-o-OOOO! We've got the best midfield in the world! We've got Xabi Alonso! Momo Sissoko! Gerrard and Mascherano-oo-O!

By Mathew Banwell 16 years ago

OOOOOOOOO Campione! The one and only! We're Liverpooooool! They say our days are numbered, we're not famous anymore. But Scousers...

By Mathew Banwell 16 years ago

When you walk through a storm, Hold your head up high, And don't be afraid of the dark. At the...

By Mathew Banwell 16 years ago