Matthew Granville chants
A chant sung by Middlesbrough fans to the tune Mambo No. 5 by Lou Bega
A little bit of Wheater in our lives, a little bit of Downing down the sides, a little bit of...
A chant sung by FC United of Manchester fans to the tune Lord of the Dance
Glazer wherever you may be, you bought Old Trafford, but you can't buy me.
A chant sung by England fans to Germany
Two one down, Three two up, two world wars and one world cup, with a nik nak paddy wak give...
A chant sung by Middlesbrough fans to Sunderland
Are you Sunderland in disguise??
Any @@@@ team.
A chant sung by FC United of Manchester fans to the tune Sloop John B by The Beach Boys
Hoist up the John B sail, see how the main sail sets, call for the captain as@@@@, and let me...
A chant sung by Middlesbrough fans about Stewart Downing
Viva Dooowning, viva Dooowning, twenty million quid, f@@k of to the Bridge, viva Dooowning, viva Dooowning.
A chant sung by Middlesbrough fans about Didier Digard to the tune The Animals Go in Two by Two
He loves to play in centre mid, Digard,Digard. He only cost three million quid, Digard ,Digard. He scores a goal...
A chant sung by Middlesbrough fans to Newcastle United to the tune The Piranhas by Tom Hark
In 69 oh this is right, a trophy was won by the black and white, it's been a long time,...
Let's all laugh at the Geordies.
A chant sung to Manchester City to the tune Yellow Submarine by the Beatles
City's going down with a billion in the bank, a billion in the bank, a billion in the bank, City's...
A chant sung by Middlesbrough fans about Afonso Alves
You aren't my Alves, Afonso Alves, you make me sa-aad when sky's are blue, and Georgie Best, cost f@@@@@g less,...
A chant sung by FC United of Manchester fans about Tunji Moses to the tune Theme from The Monkees
Hey,hey he's Our Tunji, he's always f@@@@@g banned, his Dad's a Red legend, known all over the land!! (repeat).
Becouse he Claims although there is not shred of evidence that his dad is Man United legend Remi Moses.