Oh Chris Hoy you are the man,
You've done things that no other can,
You won three golds, but surely that''ll do ya??
That'll do ya, that'll do ya, that'll do ya, that'll dooooo ya.

Hey Rebecca Adlington,
we're all so glad that you swum,
to two golds and a pair of Jimmy Choosa,
Jimmy Choosa, Jimmy Choosa, Jimmy Choosa, Jimmy Choooooo sa.

Lewis Hamilton you're ace
You might not have won every race
Still, nice to know Alonso is a loser
is a loser, is a loser, is a loser, is a loooooser.

Cristiano take a bow
the things you did made us go wow!!
The ladies loved you 'cos you're such a schmoozer
Such a schmoozer, such a schmoozer, such a schmoozer, such a schmoooooozer.

So join me as we sing this song
a year when Brits could do no wrong
a very merry happy Christmas to ya,
Christmas to ya, Christmas to ya, Christmas to ya, Christmas tooooo ya