Steve Gerrard, Gerrard, got nicked in a Southport bar, he runs over kids in his car, Steve Gerrard, Gerrard.

A chant sung by Manchester United fans about Steven Gerrard to Liverpool to the tune Que Sera Sera by Doris Day

Steve Gerrard, Gerrard,
got nicked in a Southport bar,
he runs over kids in his car,
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard.

By Shorty