A chant sung by fans everywhere
Going down the motorway doing 64
My Gran let out a big one and blew me out the door
the engine couldn't take it
the car fell apart.
Just because of my Gran's supersonic fart
Fee Fi Fo Fum think I smell another one
5 6 7 8 think I'm gonna suffocate.
This is a touching, heart warming song that will hopefully be sung at football matches for years to come.
By James Tyson