Always s@@t on the red side of Manchester, da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Always s@@t on the red side of Manchester.

A chant sung by Manchester City fans to Manchester United to the tune Always Look on the Bright Side of Life by Monty Python

Always s@@t on the red side of Manchester,
dada, dadadadadadadada.
Always s@@t on the red side of Manchester.

By Andy Powder