A chant sung by Manchester United fans about Wayne Rooney to the tune Pinball Wizard by The Who by The Who
Ever since I was a young boy I've loved to watch football.
From St James's down to Highbury I must have seen them all.
But I've never seen anything like him, not ever, not at all.
That big, chunky Scouse kid, sure kicks a mean football.
He's a football wizard, he plays in white and red.
He's a football wizard, he plays for United.