Bernie, Bernie your team are a mess, Bernie, Bernie I couldn't care less, Bernie, Bernie you're one-nil doon, please come...

A chant sung by Middlesbrough fans to the tune Rebel Rebel by the Rolling Stones

Bernie, Bernie your team are a mess,
Bernie, Bernie I couldn't care less,
Bernie, Bernie you're onenil doon,
please come on the Toon!

By Lorraine Taylor