My Garden Shed,
(Solo),
My Garden Shed,
is bigger than this,
(Solo),
is bigger than this,
My garden shed is bigger than this,
It's got a door and a window,
My Garden Shed is bigger than this.

My Hamster's Cage,
(Solo),
My Hamster's cage,
is bigger than this,
(Solo),
is bigger than this,
My hamster's cage is bigger than this,
it's got some straw and a spinwheel,
My hamsters cage is bigger than this.

Oh Murrie's Ears,
(Solo),
Oh Murrie's Ears,
Are bigger than this,
(Solo),
Are bigger than this,
Oh Murrie's ears are bigger than th,
They go from here out to here,
(Hand actions to show how big they are),
Oh Murrie's Ears are bigger than this.

My Wife's left Tit,
(Solo),
My Wife's left Tit,
is bigger than this,
(Solo),
is bigger than this,
My Wife's left Tit is bigger than this,
It's got a hair and a nipple,
My Wife's left Tit is bigger than this.