A chant sung by Marine fans to the tune Oh When the Saints Go Marching in
The Unibond it has no nails,
the Unibond it has no nails,
and its antimould bath sealant,
is very good it never fails.
The league is always going on about this product so we tried it and it works! The Unibond League is chuffed with it and everyone on Merseyside is singing it (Well, the Band in the Stand, anyway)
By Anonymous