Striker Dirk, Striker Dirk, get down to work and tap one in don't let them win, oh no, no.

A chant sung by Liverpool fans about player Dirk Kuyt to the tune Grocer Jack (Excerpt from a Teenage Opera) by Keith West

Striker Dirk, Striker Dirk,
get down to work and tap one in
don't let them win, oh no, no.

By J J Bevan