My old mans a @@@@man, He wears a firemans hat. He kiled ten thousand Germans So what d'ya think of...


A chant sung by Barnet fans to the tune My Old Man's a Dustman

My old mans a @@@man,
He wears a firemans hat.
He kiled ten thousand Germans
So what d'ya think of that?

One lay here, one lay there,
One lay round the corner,
One poor soul with a @@@@t up his hole was crying out for water.

Water, water, water.
Water came at last.
I don't want your water,
so stick it up your ...
Ask old Brown for tea
And all his family
If she don't @@@, I'll tickle her bum
With a lump of celary

CELARY, CELARY. IF SHE DON'T COME I'LL TICKLE HER BUM WITH A LUMP OF CELARY...... (cue crowd throwing celary at each other, marvellous)

Circa 1995

A cl@@@ic chant if ever there was one, though the days of throwing clary at each other sems well gone.

By Man in the Middle