His hamstring means he's lost his pace
Owen, Owen
he's gone to play for ba@@@ face
Owen, Owen
went all the way to sunny Spain
he hardly ever got a game
Michael Owen has a m@@ive head

a top lad though nevertheless
Owen, Owen
doesn't look bad in a flowery dress

Owen, Owen
I'm feeling good, but I need a reason
I've got one now: He's out for the season
Michael Owen has a m@@ive head.