Ashley wherever you may be selling s@@t in JJB you're big and you're fat you @@@@ney t@@t now f@@k off...

A chant sung by Newcastle United fans about chairman Mike Ashley to the tune Lord of the Dance

Ashley wherever you may be
selling s@@t in JJB
you're big and you're fat
you @@@ney t@@t
now f@@k off home to you're council flat.

By Anonymousymoose