A chant sung by Cheltenham Town fans about player Julian Alsop
Oh how we love (Repeat)
your goalscoring (Repeat)
your chain smoking (Repeat)
your beerdrinking (Repeat)
your elbowing (Repeat)
your fine heading (Repeat)
your head butting (Repeat)
kebab eating (Repeat)
your Banana (Repeat)
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
juli Alsop, Juli, Juli Alsop, Juli Alsop, you're the one for me.
In 2004, there was an prank-gone-wrong involving Julian Alsop, a banana, and a youth player's rectum, resulting in him being sacked from Oxford United --- 6 years later, after signing for Cheltenham, this song was born.