A chant sung by England fans about player Wayne Rooney to the tune I Wan'na Be Like You (The Monkey Song) from the Jungle Book
Wayne's the King of the England Team, Capello's VIP,
he plays up top, he'll never stop, along side big Heskey,
he scores great goals from anywhere, header, left or right,
he takes the p@@s out of every team, makes them look f@@@@g s@@e!
roo Roo Roo! I wanna be like Roo Roo Roo! I wanna walk like Roo talk like Roo ooo oooh!
By Ed Calvert