Gary Neville is a red, is a red, is a red,
Gary Neville is a red,
he hates Scousers!

Philip Neville is a red, is a red, is a red,
Philip Neville is a red,
he hates England!

Tracey Neville's off her head, off her head, off her head,
Tracey Neville's off her head,
she plays netball!

Neville Neville is their dad, is their dad, is their dad,
Neville Neville is their dad,
he sells tickets!