His armband proved he was a red, torres, torres
you'll never walk alone it said, torres, torres
we bought the lad from sunny Spain
he gets the ball and misses again
fernando Torres Liverpool's old number nine

but now we've got andy carroll,carroll, carroll
he's big and tall and looks so cool, carroll, carroll
the ball's swung in up to his head
he knocks it down and theses Suarez
it's Andy Caroll Liverpool's number nine.