Zheng Zhi wherever you may be, you sell dodgy dvds. Could've been worse, could've been Millwall, selling crack in a...

A chant sung by Charlton Athletic fans about player Zheng Zhi to the tune Lord of the Dance

Zheng Zhi wherever you may be,
you sell dodgy dvds.
Could've been worse,
could've been Millwall,
selling crack in a primary school.

By Pudsy