We've got Vermaelen,
and he plays for us, he's in defence.
We've got Vermaelen,
and they say he is the capital's best.

Fergie, we've always hated you.
Mourinho, f@@k you too.
Harry came to Ashburton,
and we sent his c@@s right back home xto (We beat the dirty s@@@ 30)

we've got Vermaelen,
and he plays for us, he's in defence.
We've got Vermaelen,
and they say he is the capital's best.

Phil Brown, it's time to say goodbye,
Big Sam, f@@k off too,
and as for Adebayor,
you're a s@@bag in City blue. x 2

we've got Vermaelen x4.