When I wake up I'm well I know I'm going be I' m going to be the man that's thinking of Man U,

when I go out well I know I'm going to be I'm going to be the man who goes out to Man U,

when I get d@@@@ well I know I'm going to be I'm going to be the man who gets d@@@@ at Man U,

when I heaver well I know I'm going to be I'm going to be the man that heavers at Man U,

and I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more to be the man who walks a one,000 miles to see Wayne Rooney score,

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