A chant sung by Everton fans about Yakubu Aiyegbeni to the tune The Animals Go in Two by Two
His p@@port says he's 23, The Yak, The Yak,
But he looks like an OAP, The Yak, The Yak,
He's rounder than a goldfish bowl,
And he set up Fernando's goal,
Fat Yakubu, Purple Aki's twin.
play on Fernando Torres, Liverpool's Number 9
By Charlie Morris