The premier league, the premier league, is upside down, is upside down, the premier league is upside down, we're at...

A chant sung by Bolton Wanderers fans

The premier league,
the premier league,
is upside down,
is upside down,
the premier league is upside down,
we're at the top with the Fulham
and the @@@nal's going down.

By Gavin Wood of Farnworth