Half a pound of flour and marge,
makes lovely clacker,
just enough for you and me.
gor! @@@@@@ Jagger.

oh how happy us will be,
when we gets to the West Countree,
where the oggies grow on trees,
gor @@@@@@ Jagger!

you make fast, kiss my @@@@,
make fast the dinghy.
you make fast, kiss my @@@@,
make fast the dinghy.
and we'll all go back etc.

and we'll all go back to Oggie land,

to Oggie Land, to Oggie Land,
and we'll all go back to Oggie land,
where they cant tell sugar from
tissue paper, tissue paper, marmalade and jam.