A chant sung by Bournemouth fans about Conal Platt to the tune My Old Man's a Dustman

Posh Spice is a slapper She has a hairy @@@@ When she's @@@@ging Beckham she thinks of @@@al Platt!

Song from last season, @@@al has now left the club and was at Weymouth last I heard

By Jim Smith 15 years ago

A chant sung by Bournemouth fans to Southampton to the tune Oh When the Saints Go Marching in

Oh when the Saints go Johnston Paints, Oh when the Saints go Johnston Paints.

By trevallion 14 years ago

We'll do what we like, we'll do what we like, we're the Bournemouth cherries we do what the @@@ we...