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A chant sung by Comptonsfield fans about Richard Sparkman who plays/ played for Meadowham United.

Richie Sparkman, playing on the right
when we will come to murder him he'll have no where to hide.

To the tune of: David Bowie - Star Man

Rating:

10

Votes: 304

Rating: 10/10 (304 votes cast)


Submitted by: Compt on Sunday 14 April 2019 at 13:04

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A chant sung by Comptonsfield fans about Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas.

His c**k is longer
his c**k is longer
his c**k is longer than his name
his c**k is longer
his c**k is longer
his c**k is longer than his name.

To the tune of: Oh My Darling, Clementine

Rating:

10

Votes: 83

Rating: 10/10 (83 votes cast)


Submitted by: Compt on Sunday 10 June 2018 at 16:24

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A chant sung by Comptonsfield fans about Pervez Hassan who plays/ played for Choughnerham Rovers.

So here's to you, Pervez's sexy goat
we don't think that animals are hot
wooooah
pervez Hassan is a zoophile
it's badder than bisexuals and gays
wheeeey
lalalala.

To the tune of: Mrs. Robinson by Simon And Garfunkel

Rating:

10

Votes: 82

Rating: 10/10 (82 votes cast)


Submitted by: Compt on Sunday 10 June 2018 at 16:19

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A chant sung by Comptonsfield fans about Pervez Hassan who plays/ played for Choughnerham Rovers.

Pervez Hassan
pervez Hassan
go f**k a goat
in Pakistan.

To the tune of: Rivers of Babylon

Rating:

10

Votes: 142

Rating: 10/10 (142 votes cast)


Submitted by: Compt on Sunday 20 May 2018 at 19:30

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A chant sung by Comptonsfield fans about Meadowham United.

One Comp went to shoot
went to shoot a Meadow
rape his daughter, kill his son and
make his wife a widow
two Comps went to shoot
went to shoot a Meadow
two Comps, one Comp went to rape his daughter, kill his son and
make his wife a widow
three Comps went to shoot
went to shoot a Meadow
three Comps, two Comps, one Comp went to rape his daughter, kill his son and
make his wife a widow
four Comps went to shoot
went to shoot a Meadow
four Comps, three Comps, two Comps, one Comp went to rape his daughter, kill his son and
make his wife a widow
five Comps went to shoot
went to shoot a Meadow
five Comps, four Comps, three Comps, two Comps, one Comp went to rape his daughter, kill his son and
make his wife a widow
six Comps went to shoot
went to shoot a Meadow
six Comps, five Comps, four Comps, three Comps, two Comps, one Comp went to rape his daughter, kill his son and
make his wife a widow
seven Comps went to shoot
went to shoot a Meadow
seven Comps, six Comps, five Comps, four Comps, three Comps, two Comps, one Comp went to rape his daughter, kill his son and
make his wife a widow
eight Comps went to shoot
went to shoot a Meadow
eight Comps, seven Comps, six Comps, five Comps, four Comps, three Comps, two Comps, one Comp went to rape his daughter, kill his son and
make his wife a widow
nine Comps went to shoot
went to shoot a Meadow
nine Comps, eight Comps, seven Comps, six Comps, five Comps, four Comps, three Comps, two Comps, one Comp went to rape his daughter, kill his son and
make his wife a widow
ten Comps went to shoot
went to shoot a Meadow
ten Comps, nine Comps, eight Comps, seven Comps, six Comps, five Comps, four Comps, three Comps, two Comps, one Comp went to rape his daughter, kill his son and
make his wife a widow

let's blow up a Meadow, Let's blow up a Meadow, la la la la, la la la la.

To the tune of: One Man Went to Mow a Meadow

Rating:

10

Votes: 182

Rating: 10/10 (182 votes cast)


Submitted by: on Thursday 10 May 2018 at 23:04

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A chant sung by Comptonsfield fans about Drake Williamsson who plays/ played for Westwood Wanderers.

Drake, Drake, wherever you may be
why the hell did you choose number twenty three?
but it could be worse, you could be a Wand
getting twenty pieces on the third month.

To the tune of: Lord of the Dance

Rating:

10

Votes: 136

Rating: 10/10 (136 votes cast)


Submitted by: Rich B on Monday 7 May 2018 at 23:30

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