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Ryan Edwards is lankyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
his mother is a whoreeeeeeeeeeeeee
she never fails to boreeeeeeeeeeee
when I s**g her against the dooooorrrrrrr
michelle is a runtttttt
when evan shags her up the cunttttttt
she loves it up the shitterrrrrrrr
her fanny tastes bitterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
allez Allez Allez, Allez Allez Allez.
To the tune of: Allez Allez Allez
Rating:
4
Votes: 3
Rating: 4/10 (3 votes cast)
Submitted by: Jack burnell on Wednesday 18 September 2019 at 11:19
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We sang it in Barca
and we sang in Milan
we sang it in Dortmund
now Amsterdam
city tried to stop us
but didn’t get far
the thing I love most is
var
var, Var, the thing I love most is Var.
Comments: Remember that time fernando llorente scored a winner in the champions league Qf and then sterling’s winner was disallowed by our lord Var.
Rating:
6
Votes: 15
Rating: 6/10 (15 votes cast)
Submitted by: Keira jane on Wednesday 21 August 2019 at 21:29
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Ndombele’s magic
he wears a magic hat
he could’ve gone to juve
but he said ‘‘no, f**k that!’
he wants to go to Tottenham
with moussa by his side
and when we win the f*****g league
we’ll sing this song all night.
Rating:
5
Votes: 17
Rating: 5/10 (17 votes cast)
Submitted by: Keira Jane on Wednesday 21 August 2019 at 21:25
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My name is Hugo Lloris
a goalkeeper from Nice
and I play for a team in London (Tottenham!)
when I walk down the street
all the people I meet
they say "Hey gorgeous, what's your name?"
-repeat--
To the tune of: My Name is Nicola Berti
Rating:
6
Votes: 10
Rating: 6/10 (10 votes cast)
Submitted by: wmjm on Sunday 26 May 2019 at 05:19
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When you’re in Amsterdam
and you need a main man
that’s a Moura, Lucas Moura!
when your side’s in the shit
and you need a hat trick
that’s a Moura, Lucas Moura!
Comments: Got this going in the Beehive in Tottenham on Wednesday night.
To the tune of: That's Amore by Dean Martin
Rating:
7
Votes: 21
Rating: 7/10 (21 votes cast)
Submitted by: Andrew on Saturday 11 May 2019 at 08:40
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There was something in the air that night, the stars we're bright, Fernando
they we're shining there for you and me, to beat City, Fernando
though we never thought that we could lose, there's no regrets
if he had to do the same again, he would, my friend, Fernando
xto.
To the tune of: Fernando by Abba
Rating:
8
Votes: 9
Rating: 8/10 (9 votes cast)
Submitted by: KB on Monday 22 April 2019 at 12:29
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